Montevideo, Uruguay.

No heshers were in the area.

I know, I suck.

I couldnt find a bank that worked for me, so with no money, I walked around the city for 8 hours sleeping at various precarious locations. Eventually I found a hostel and realized my cousin was on vacation. At least the beds were comfortable, and thay had a ping-pong table.

Man am i good at ping-pong. I kick everyones ass. The only guy that beat me at the hostel served cross court, which is stupid for the space we had. I have the consistency of the tides.

Close enough.

Gene, a bitter old man. He complained about ''Stupid Mexican Aliens", and showed me his box.

Look at that crazy African.

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