i work on a street frequented by tired truck drivers and lonely men utilizing the various "women of the night"
that lurk about town. tonight was no exception; i spotted two people getting their shag on in plain sight.
those are legs. im not creepy.....i swear.

i waited for someone to walk by so i could make their night memorable. a biker rode past, so i illuminated
the shaggers with thor. the biker surely got an eyeful and almost bailed off his bike. homeboy didnt get to finish. sorry brah.